Posted 5 minutes ago
Posted 6 minutes ago

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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(Source: mangocarta)

Posted 7 minutes ago

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

little-invisible-me:

holyshitimawesome:

fandomsarelikesex:

thelastquestionintheuniverse:

tastefullyoffensive:

Stuff My Roommate Says in His Sleep by DeaconBlue1

Stop murdering me

my 18yo brother called out for help in his sleep anand when i went to him he said “no no not from you” and continued to sleep

My sister said one time “I can’t see the toilet from here you planned this all along.”
So my grandmother moved her to the bathroom and woke her up for school.

My sister use to talk in her sleep, an one time we were camping an her and I shared a tent and in the middle of the night she screamed “I can’t put my stuff there!!! Ralph took half the cupboard!!!” To this day we still do not know a Ralph.

one time I woke myself up because I shouted “Alex, stop it!” And my brother - who is Alex - shouted back “I didn’t do anything!” He sounded so offended.

one time at a girl scout sleepover, this one girl fell asleep before us other three in the room, and she said stuff for hours… and we thought it was all fun and games, we even got sad when she stopped… but after a few minutes of silence, she comes out with “It’s killer night.” and I swear we all screamed like little girls.

Posted 8 minutes ago
Posted 8 minutes ago
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay)

Posted 8 minutes ago

sittythinng:

sakibatch:

IM SO EMOTIONAL

Fucking shit im sad

Posted 9 minutes ago

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Posted 11 minutes ago
xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

Posted 11 minutes ago

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

(Source: onlylolgifs)

Posted 11 minutes ago

guy:

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

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Posted 12 minutes ago
Posted 12 minutes ago
Posted 13 minutes ago

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

Posted 14 minutes ago

colinmorganing:

taintedtreasure:

prismahays:

noblydonedonnanoble:

good-golly-miss-holly:

spirithallow:

I think I just went one step further… 

1) I am the Doctor

2) The Avengers Theme

3) Hedwig’s Theme

4) He’s a Pirate

5) The Black Pearl

6) Merlin’s Arrival at Camelot

Just… just listen. 

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WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

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I ACTUALLY HAD A PANIC ATTACK WHEN MERLIN HAPPENED I SHIT YOU NOT IT WAS BRUTAL

Posted 14 minutes ago